Session Zero Heroes - A TTRPG Actual Play Podcast
Speaker A: Welcome to sorbet city news. I'm lead anchor Jerry Garcia. Breaking news. Dilly Dunker's, renowned ice cream maker and leader of one of the most globally recognized brands, has announced his retirement. With the nearing of his company's 50th anniversary comes an even bigger announcement. He's planning a final farewell and passing the company on to one lucky kid. Who will that kid be? Well, that's the news story we will be adamantly following in this coming day. In a seemingly revolutionary PR move, the ice cream satisfactory has packaged five silver coins into randomly chosen Dilly Dunkers frozen treats distributed throughout stores and restaurants in Sorbet city. Any child or teen who finds a silver coin is admitted not only a once in a lifetime tour of the Dillydunkas factory, but also has a chance at being the lucky recipient of the entire corporation all assets and set in a place of leadership to manage all future endeavors of the ice cream empire. Who will the lucky five be? And which one will quickly become the richest kid in the world overnight? Well, that remains to be seen. But when it is revealed, you know, you'll hear it here at SCN. I'm Jerry Garcia. Now on to the weather.
Speaker B: Welcome back to, uh, dilly Dunkers ice cream satisfactory, a kids on bike one shot created by myself, Skyler Gorsett, and it is inspired by Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. Uh, whatever the case, I'm here with Cameron, Ben, and Bart, each playing a child that has received actually, I should probably just kind of go into the kind of premise of this. I'll just do that from a narrative perspective. All right, so the year is, uh, let's say 2024. Sure, because we're almost to the end of this year anyways. It's 2023 currently.
Speaker C: Anything could happen then.
Speaker D: That's right.
Speaker B: Um, we're going to predict the future, guys. Um, this is in a slightly altered universe. It's pretty much a mirror of our own. Just the difference is that you guys all live in the city together. Uh, the city's name is Sorbet city in the estate of New Gelato?
Speaker D: Yes.
Speaker B: It's going to be a lot of puns. I'm just putting that out there.
Speaker E: Buckle up. Wait, hold on. Does new gelato imply that there's an old gelato?
Speaker B: Not necessarily.
Speaker E: Or is old gelato just Italy?
Speaker B: It's very possibly just little Italy became its own full state.
Speaker F: Why do I have to play in a role playing game about ice cream treats in the middle of my, uh.
Speaker C: Shoulder towards the sugar free stuff, you know?
Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. So, in the sprawling capital of Sorbet City, new Gelato is the headquarters of, uh, one of the most well known frozen treat producers in the world, dilly Dunkers ice cream satisfactory. Well known for their wide variety of frozen treats and flavors, they have swept the world by storm over the five decades that they've existed. I'm glad I wrote that down, because I'm going to have to reference that later. But with the company's 50th anniversary coming up, has come with it a major announcement that has shaken the world as much as its milk quakes have the retirement of Dilly Dunker, once a spry young dairy man with dreams to make the world's most creative frozen designs and delights. Now a fragile image of his former self slowly fading away on the frozen throne, he seeks to pass on to his successor hopefully an equally imaginative youth who can spark a whole new liveliness to his brand. All right, so to help in the search, uh, for the perfect individual to take over his frosty factory, he slipped a silver coin featuring an immaculate ice.
Speaker D: Cream sundae on it.
Speaker B: He slipped it into, uh, the packages of a variety of his frozen treats. Uh, only five were handed out, and he sent those off to, uh, find their place in a child or teenager's ice, uh, cream treat that they purchased from the store. This would award the finder with a tour of the Dilly Dunkers satisfactory. Um, something no one, but required government officials has ever gotten to see before. At the end of this tour, Dilly Dunkers would choose his predecessor, who would take over the operations of the factory, the branding of Dilly Dunker's products, and, of course, all the wealth and money and fame that comes with it. The winner would get to shape the future of the company and be the leading figure in frozen treats around the world. Each one of you, uh, on some day, describe to me the moment when you opened up that ice cream treat, what it was, which I assume is probably your favorite ice cream treat, and, uh, finding that silver coin. Cameron, do you want to kick us off?
Speaker C: So in, uh, my parents Cracker Barrel, they have an ice cream freezer in the gift shop so people can get a little dessert on the way out. And every day, uh, if he met his quota is what he called it, he would give himself an ice cream treat.
Speaker D: Sure.
Speaker B: As a reward.
Speaker C: No, his parents weren't giving it to him. They already said you could have one.
Speaker D: Every day if he wanted one.
Speaker C: But he as, like, a hardworking ethic. He would be like, if I met my quota, I can give myself that ice cream treat. And so that day, he earned that butterscotch blast off, and he opened it up and he found a coin in it, and he was like, this thing's ruined. So he had to open a second one, uh, because the first one's contaminated. As all good Cracker Barrel employees would know, money cannot be mixed with food. So, uh, he ate the second one. Then he realized that coin was actually that prize that people had been talking about.
Speaker B: How exciting. Awesome.
Speaker D: Fantastic.
Speaker B: And so you're on your way to the ice cream satisfactory. Uh, they're having a big, obviously, press release, but we'll get to that. Here ben playing kieran. What was the day like for you when you opened that ice cream treat and found that coin inside?
Speaker E: Yeah. Um, it was actually at night when it was nearing the end of the day, uh, my parents were still working late, so having to take care of my little sister. We just got done with dinner, and I went in the freezer, cracked open one of those small pints of, uh.
Speaker B: Kit Kat cookie dough heck, yeah.
Speaker E: Um, and slipped in under the COVID right when you pop it out. Fell the coin to the floor.
Speaker D: Nice.
Speaker E: Um, and didn't know what it was at first. Picked it up and kept examining it, but sister only cared about the ice cream. Ran up, jumped, grabbed the pint, and ran away like a little gremlin, like.
Speaker B: Um, left you with just this silver coin.
Speaker E: Only after examining it did I realize, oh, this is the prize they're talking about.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker B: Fantastic.
Speaker D: All right.
Speaker B: Fantastic. And then Bart Bart, what was, um, Philip Dipple doing the day that he found his silver coin in his ice cream treat?
Speaker F: Well, ironically, I didn't even know Dilly Dunkers existed until I found that coin.
Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
Speaker F: Grandma's always hid the packaging from me. She's like, you can have as many as you want and give as many to your friends as you want. But we live on a dead end road in an acreage on the outside of New Gelato. I don't have any friends, so eventually, I was going to be the only one to find it. I guess I'm lucky. But now I know about dilly dunkers, and I can't wait to go see the awesome.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker B: So we're going to jump ahead to that very day when you guys all get to finally go and see the factory. It's a big, huge PR event. You've got hundreds of people kind of standing outside the gates. You guys were all allowed entrance, uh, people in the back, this massive crowd. You've got tons of photographers and paparazzi and members from the news, um, every news station in the area, and probably some from the bordering towns. And they are all there, excited to finally get to see even just a splinter of the operations of Dilly Dunkers. They don't get to join you in this, but at least they get to kind of see, from a distance, some of the exterior workings, see Dilly Dunkers himself, all of that good stuff. But you guys, you guys are all standing there, uh, awaiting entrance. Um, standing next to you is two other individuals. A little girl. Not a little girl. I mean, she's, like, probably also a fresh teenager as well. Um, she's wearing all pink clothing. She has a tutu on. And, uh, she's got her hair all, like, combed down. Uh, bright blonde hair, maybe some obscure, various bright colors kind of mixed in with that bright colored hair. Um, and she is currently snacking on. Also a sugar free ice cream pop. Uh, much like Julian's or not Julian sorry. Philip's favorite uh, treats. And you guys actually recognize her because she is somewhat of a local celebrity in the area. She is Donna Devine and she is the daughter of the well known Daphne Devine, who is a very popular actress. Um, obviously you can kind of get a sense that Daphne has passed on her dramatic tendencies to her daughter Donna because Donna seems very uh at the moment she kind of looks a little over know, she's looking around like, can.
Speaker D: We get this started already?
Speaker B: Um, that kind of type of person. And then standing off to the side you see a kind um, of a chubby little guy, um, by the name of you've heard of him before. His name is Hogan Dos. I guess would be an actual is.
Speaker E: He German by chance?
Speaker B: He seems like he might be, um, potentially. Like I said, he's a little chubby guy. He's got big chubby cheeks. Uh, he's currently eating his way through a uh I've got like a whole list of ice cream bars so I get to bust those out.
Speaker E: If it's a hoaged off flavor, I'm going to lose.
Speaker D: It's not.
Speaker B: It's actually, uh, one of the most famous ice cream treats. One of the first ice cream treats ever created by Dilly Dunker's ice Cream Factory. And that is called a duck fudger. It is a fudge sickle in the shape of a duck. That's pretty much the extent of it. But it was kind of something about the duck shape really kind of blew it out of the water. And everybody loves him. So he's sitting there munching on a duck fudger. Um, all of you are excited to go inside and sure enough, music, uh, starts to play as the doors begin to open and outsteps a very tall and lanky man. He wears a sort of brown, uh, suit coat. Underneath he's got a vest. Uh, his pants also kind of a deep brown color. Not necessarily dark, but just a very brown traditional brown. His shoes also brown. But what really stands out is his hair. Um, he's a very tall sort of scrawny man. Scrawny arms, scrawny legs. His face even is very narrow and thin. But his hair is in a very uh, intense afro shape and it's broken into like three different colors. One side is like a chocolate brown. The middle is sort of a pink strawberry color. And then on the far left side, his afro becomes a sort of uh, maybe lightly yellowed white. Not um, eggshell obviously.
Speaker E: We got the neapolitan man.
Speaker B: Exactly. And he wears a top hat as well. And he carries a cane that at the top end of it, where you kind of hold on is an ice cream cone. Um, not a real ice cream cone. It just looks like an ice cream cone. And he comes walking out he's a middle aged man for sure. Um, stepping out onto down a red carpet as the music plays, everybody's clapping, cheering, excited to finally see the dilly dunkers. And as he approaches the music, uh, he starts to kind of like speak but you can't hear him over the music and he kind of looks over and he's like, turn her down. Um, and the music kind of cuts off in a really awkward way and he turns to the rest of you.
Speaker D: And he says, hello, I recommend that you take a step back.
Speaker B: And everybody kind of like, seems a little awkward. Like this is the first thing this guy says after stepping out of his ice cream satisfactory. This is one of the first times you see him. But whatever. Eventually everybody takes a step back and you can see being raised up, uh, on the top kind of spire of the ice cream satisfactory is a giant catapult. And for the kind of arm and throwing section of the catapult, it's a giant ice cream scoop, of course. And inside of the scoop part you see a whole you guys can kind.
Speaker D: Of just make it out, but it.
Speaker B: Looks like a whole bunch of little packaged frozen treats. And as everybody takes one big step back, he says fire. And uh, there's a little dude you can kind of just see. He's a very short, small man. Uh, he's wearing like a hazmat suit and he sort of just pulls a lever and the arm of the catapult fires and throws just a whole bunch of various ice cream treats into the audience. Who gets semi pelted with them?
Speaker E: Ah, yeah, they're frozen. That's going to hurt.
Speaker B: Yeah. And you definitely get that impression as people start going, um, they don't hit you guys. Uh, he actually kind of approaches and he takes off his hat and inside are a whole bunch of packed frozen treats. Um, he's kind of standing there awkwardly as you guys are probably looking behind you, I assume, uh, at the people getting pelted with ice cream and kind of screaming in shouts of, uh, upsettedness.
Speaker D: And he says probably um, should have.
Speaker B: Thought that one through a little bit more. Oh, well, uh, and he says, hey.
Speaker D: Here'S one for you guys in a much nicer fashion.
Speaker B: And he holds out his hat and inside you find a bunch of frozen treats. One for each of you. And ironically, you find it is your three favorite frozen treats.
Speaker D: Five.
Speaker B: I guess if you include the other two.
Speaker E: I'm just going to hesitantly just looking at him after seeing all that pull my flavor out.
Speaker B: Sure.
Speaker E: Okay.
Speaker B: Fantastic.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker B: Um, not sure if the rest of.
Speaker C: You guys are taking yeah, I'll eat it.
Speaker F: Always in the mood.
Speaker C: All right, Julian's going to reach into his pocket and he's going to pull something out. And then as he reaches to grab the treat out of the hat, he goes oh, this one's for you. And then he holds out a voucher for a Cracker Barrel.
Speaker D: He says trade.
Speaker C: And he grabs the ice cream bar out of it, and he hands the voucher to Dilly Dunker.
Speaker B: Dilly, uh, Dunker just kind of, like, holds out his hat, like, put it, tosses it in.
Speaker D: Ah. All right.
Speaker B: Never really had a trade before, but.
Speaker D: Sounds good to me. All right. Puts a hat back on. He says, Well, I'm not much for idle chatter.
Speaker B: Let's get this thing started. And just starts walking back towards the door. I guess we're following the other two. They also look kind of awkward. Uh, Donna. Uh, she goes, Is that seriously, that's it fine. And she kind of runs after as well. You, um, guys all step into the sort of lobby area of the satisfactory, and the giant doors close behind you. There's, um, nobody in here at the reception, uh, area. It, uh, seems almost eerily quiet and empty.
Speaker D: And he says, all right, I'm not much first introductions, uh, but I'm told it is polite and good to do them, so we'll start things off. Who, uh, are you exactly?
Speaker C: Oh, my, uh, name's Julian, partner.
Speaker D: Oh, all right. Fantastic.
Speaker B: That's all I really need to know.
Speaker D: Check that off the list.
Speaker B: And he pulls out, like, a little checklist, and he checks your name off the list.
Speaker D: All right. And what about you?
Speaker E: Um, name's Karen O'mulligan.
Speaker D: Karen O'mulligan. All right. Check that one off the list. Fantastic. What about you?
Speaker F: Hi, I'm Philip Dipple.
Speaker D: Philip Dipple. Fantastic. I'm going to check that one off the list, all right? And then the other two of you. Um, my name is Donna. I'm the daughter of Daphne. Uh, I didn't ask. I'm just going to check you off the list.
Speaker B: And then, uh, finally the other little boy goes, the name's Hogan.
Speaker D: Hogan Dos. All right. Good. Fantastic.
Speaker B: Shorter words. Wonderful.
Speaker D: All right, follow me.
Speaker B: And he just starts to lead you guys off again.
Speaker D: I guess if you have any questions, you can feel free to ask me, but, um, let's just get this thing started, and it's probably the better way to do this. Oh, by the way, uh, as we're doing this tour, if you wouldn't mind.
Speaker B: Try, uh, to come up with, like.
Speaker D: Uh, what ice cream that you would invent. Uh, there's sort of a taste at the end. Uh, it's written, actually. It's presentation. We'll go with presentation.
Speaker B: And, uh, as he kind of walks down there, uh, Don obviously leans over to one of you guys and goes.
Speaker D: I didn't know that there was going to be, like, homework.
Speaker B: Seems unfair.
Speaker D: What is this? Cool.
Speaker B: Um, he leads you guys into, uh, a very large and sprawling gift shop.
Speaker D: And he says, I want to welcome each and every one of you to one of the most useless pieces of my entire satisfactory. As you can tell, nobody's ever used this spot before. Because we don't allow guests in here at the satisfactory. But, uh, enjoy the fact that you guys get to be the first people to step inside and purchase whatever you want. With that being said, I will allow you to take one thing that you want from this gift shop for free.
Speaker B: And you guys kind of look around and you see all kinds of just the classic things that you would see in a typical gift shop. There's greeting cards and shot glasses and mugs and magnets and just about everything else.
Speaker F: And napkin rings.
Speaker B: There are napkin rings?
Speaker C: Nice.
Speaker F: Then that's what I'm I'm going to glove up, look for some that don't have defects or any marring or anything.
Speaker B: Okay, fantastic. So, uh, one of Philip's items that he has is a pair of very nice white, pristine gloves. And you put those on and you approach these napkin rings. Um, Dilly Dunker kind of walks up behind you and he says, yeah, they're.
Speaker D: Originally for napkins, but I found they work phenomenally as cone holders.
Speaker B: As you kind of inspect them, you notice they're all in pristine condition. The only thing is they're a little bit dusty because gift shop has been completely unused for who knows how many years. They've had it, quote, unquote, open. Um, so that's really the only issue with any of them. But otherwise, no defects, no marks, no scratches, nothing else.
Speaker F: Can I just have one or can I have two?
Speaker D: Well, I guess nobody's going to buy.
Speaker B: Them, so I guess you can have.
Speaker F: Two if you really want because I can store two. One in each glove in my backpack, so they'll be safe.
Speaker D: All right, fine. Yeah, have it. All right.
Speaker B: What about the rest of you? If you guys have any questions about anything else that might be in here, feel free to ask.
Speaker C: Uh, any ice cream themed checkerboards.
Speaker B: Um, yeah, there's one of those. Um, it's the classic staple at a cracker, um, barrel, which is the little peg checker. Yeah, it's one of those. Except instead of like, just regular pegs, of course they're ice cream.
Speaker D: Huh.
Speaker B: Set I grabbed that sounds good. Um, awesome. You take one of those jumping over to, uh, Kieran.
Speaker E: Um, he's going to actually as the other four walking around.
Speaker D: Mr.
Speaker E: Uh, dunker, sir. Yeah, I'm not really one to just grab a lot of souvenirs, but, uh, there was one thing. I was hoping to maybe get a picture with your dog, Fido. And he's going to pull out the carton that he just handed out. Like, um, he's the face of Kit Kat cookie dough.
Speaker B: Oh, okay.
Speaker E: Um kit kat patty whack Give a dog some dough.
Speaker B: Nice. Yeah, that's a little slogan that's on this.
Speaker D: Ah, yeah.
Speaker E: Um, it's my little sister's favorite flavor. And she just loves the look of your dog. I was wondering if I could get a picture with him, if he's even.
Speaker D: Here at the factory. Um, yes, that'll actually be later in the tour. We'll go to the animal, uh, let's call it the bestiary is kind of what I've termed it. Uh, which seems like an OD thing to have in an ice cream factory.
Speaker B: But I assure you there's good reason for it.
Speaker D: Um, yeah, we can absolutely get that later. What would you like in the meantime?
Speaker E: Uh, what's around the exactly. It's actually been years, personally, since I've been in even a gift shop.
Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's fair. Um, okay, so like I said, there's a lot of the generic stuff. You've got your mugs and your, uh, water bottles. They even have, like, umbrellas, scented candles, gloves, socks, scarves, ties.
Speaker E: He's just going to look for a sweatshirt.
Speaker D: Okay.
Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker E: One for his size.
Speaker B: Yeah, it's a little dilly dunkers one. It's got dilly dunker on it. And he's, like, raising his staff. There's probably one for each of the, uh, some of the ice cream.
Speaker E: Is there a more vintage looking one.
Speaker B: That has oh, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker E: Not his face.
Speaker D: Exactly.
Speaker B: But, like sure.
Speaker E: Like Dilly Dunker's ice cream factory.
Speaker B: Yeah, but like a retro.
Speaker C: Ah. Depending on how old this gift shop is, they might all be vintage.
Speaker E: They might all be vintage.
Speaker B: Well, actually, so, interestingly enough, um, you grab yours out of a clearance section, which is even doubly ironic, because it's like, no one in here shops, so whenever they just swap out old stuff, they just shove it in a clearance. It's a massive clearance. The clearance section.
Speaker E: The entire gift shop is the clearance section.
Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker F: It has to be vintage. They have napkin rings.
Speaker E: Everything does have to be also, you said 50th anniversary of Dilly Dunker.
Speaker B: Right.
Speaker E: Dilly Dunker isn't middle aged then, is he?
Speaker B: Uh, yeah, I guess he would be a little bit later than that.
Speaker D: That's true.
Speaker B: He's probably in his 60s.
Speaker E: Yeah, because I'm like, wow, do people really just live that long?
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker E: That's the power of ice cream.
Speaker B: The power of ice cream is the power of the fact that he started his business 50 years ago. So it was like a shoe in to succeed.
Speaker D: Fair enough.
Speaker B: You can start a business young. Back in the day, it was pretty easy, but whatever the case, he says, awesome.
Speaker D: Uh, all right. Fantastic. Thank you all.
Speaker B: Uh oh, actually, let me get to, uh, what the other two take. Uh, so Hogan Dos, uh, he grabs a Dilly Dunker action figure, and he says, cool, and that's about it. Um, Donna, on the other hand, she's going through anything that you can wear. She's trying to pick, and she's going through the hoodies and the jacket. All the new ones, though, she doesn't go over to the clearance section.
Speaker D: Of course.
Speaker B: She's looking at the, uh, keychains, trying to find something that would work. She's got, like, a backpack with a whole bunch of various little charms and stickers and all kinds of other stuff.
Speaker D: On there.
Speaker B: And finally, she does settle on a little keychain of a, uh, it looks like almost like a little crocodile, but its body is like the shape of a little taco, uh, shell. And you realize it's a choco croco.
Speaker E: Choco croco.
Speaker D: There we go. A choco croco. And he ah, that's ironic.
Speaker B: Um, that's all he says.
Speaker D: Very mysterious and strange. But anyways, uh, he says, all right, on we go.
Speaker B: And as he leads you guys on, you guys come across. Uh, there's sort of like a loud noise in the background as you guys move over towards the next room.
Speaker D: And he says, all right, we're meant to go into what I call the mint. It's where we print our mint. As you guys know, we're pretty famous for our mint flavored ice creams. This is where it comes from. I do ask, Please do not touch the mint. It is not for consumption. Anyways, let's go in.
Speaker B: So he steps inside, and sure enough, inside there is a massive series of different what's the word I'm looking for conveyor belts and machines. And as you guys watch, you guys see these mint leaves. Um, like a whole plant almost. And it kind of goes into one machine, comes out the other, where all the leaves are kind of like nicely set out on the conveyor belt. Goes over to another section. They get kind of pressed and squeezed into a drier material. Um, continue on from there and squeeze the juices out of it, move on from there. There's like two separate ones now. So you got the thing that's processing the mint extract, and then you've got the rest of the plant that's being processed as well. Um, and he says.
Speaker D: I love mint ice cream. And so I was trying to find the absolute most delicious mint plant on the planet.
Speaker B: And eventually I was able to find one way out in the forests of.
Speaker D: I'm not going to say, um, it's kind of a very big secret, but whatever the case, it only grows every hundred years. So instead of waiting for more to grow, I came up with my own cloning process and printers that can make copies of it. So that's what you're seeing going on here. You can see the plants are being cloned over here. Then they go through a process where I can print out the leaves afterwards. It's pretty cool. Uh, it's copyrighted.
Speaker B: Please.
Speaker D: Again, these are very valuable mint leaves. Do not take them. Moving on.
Speaker B: And he starts to lead you guys to the next room. Is there anything you guys would want to do in here?
Speaker C: It reminds me of my mint gum I have in my backpack.
Speaker D: Okay.
Speaker C: So, uh, I get this craving for mint. Just pop out a mint piece of gum and slap it in my mouth.
Speaker D: All right.
Speaker C: And, uh, I offer it to anyone else as we're walking. I say, hey, anyone want M mint gum?
Speaker B: And Hogan says, okay.
Speaker C: And so when I go to hand him one, I also hand him a voucher as well.
Speaker F: What's cloning?
Speaker B: I've never heard of uh, that that's.
Speaker E: A little bit of a isn't it like a Sci-Fi thing?
Speaker C: It's like copying someone's homework.
Speaker F: So it's like that episode when there were two gilligans on the island.
Speaker C: Yeah, like that. What's a gilligan?
Speaker B: What's cloning? What's a gilligan? Man, the way we got here, right?
Speaker F: It's one of the most noble and heroic characters of modern television.
Speaker E: What television are you watching?
Speaker D: Uh, my mom wasn't in it, so.
Speaker B: I have no I doubt it.
Speaker E: Okay, honey boo boo. Quietly.
Speaker D: Excuse me.
Speaker E: He's just going to glare at her.
Speaker B: Yeah. Roll me a, um, let's do Braun.
Speaker E: Braun.
Speaker D: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker E: Um, first roll. Let's go.
Speaker B: There we go. Yeah, we're getting some rolls in.
Speaker E: That would be a four.
Speaker B: Ah, a four. Okay. She just kind of rolls her eyes at you and walks away. She doesn't seem particularly intimidated. Um, but you do get one of these. These are adversity tokens.
Speaker D: Yes.
Speaker B: So whenever you guys fail at doing something that you have to roll for, you, uh, will get an adversity token. These tokens can be used to give you a plus one on a future roll. They can also be used to help one of your other teammates out if you choose to have them as teammates, I guess you could say. Um, but whatever the case, uh, it's kind of a nice little mechanic to know about going forward. But anyways, back to the mint. You guys are kind of starting to walk towards the door. Any last second things or are we moving on to the next room?
Speaker F: I am only out of game. I'm a little concerned that neither of us breaks anything being clumsy walking through this mint forest.
Speaker C: Yeah, there's two of us.
Speaker B: Are you both clumsy?
Speaker D: Oh, no.
Speaker C: Okay, we're going to trip on each other.
Speaker B: Um, let's have you guys roll.
Speaker C: Oh, already?
Speaker B: I was going to say, since you brought it up, let's have you guys roll charm to, uh, see if you're able to kind of push through your clumsiness. Roll a 214, you got a 14. Philip, um, you easily walk, uh, out of there admiring, uh, the interesting brand new technologies that you have now, um, learned about. But, um, on the other hand, Julian, as, uh, you are looking at some things, ah, tell me about what it is that causes you to kind of have a clumsy moment.
Speaker C: I'm trying to hand out more gum to more people. Yeah, I'm offering it to more people, but no one seems to be taking it. And I'm trying to offer it to that Donna chick. She's just flat up ignoring me and I trip.
Speaker B: Okay, you trip and you fall into Donna, who also falls and bumps into one of the machines, and all of a sudden, everything just shuts down. It's almost like. She hit some kind of kill, uh, switch or something like that. All the machines in the whole room just kind of freeze up. And Dilly turns around and he says.
Speaker D: What have you done?
Speaker C: Julian's going to just back up and put up his hand, and, uh, he's going to point behind his hand at.
Speaker D: Donna.
Speaker B: Do another charm. He goes wrong hand. You hold up your hand and then you point, but you realize that you're just pointing right back at yourself to yourself.
Speaker D: And he says, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Speaker B: And he just, like, taps the machine and everything restarts up again.
Speaker C: I hold up the gum to him.
Speaker B: Uh, so he kind of looks at your gum and he leans down, and with, uh, his big thin nose, he kind of gives it a sniff and.
Speaker D: He says, Nah, I'm good.
Speaker B: And then he reaches over and he takes a mint leaf off the conveyor belt and just pops it in his.
Speaker D: Mouth and he says, way better.
Speaker C: Have you ever thought about making, uh, mint m gum with your mint?
Speaker D: I like your thinking, kid. And for that, I'm not disappointed anymore. Oh, look at that.
Speaker C: Things are coming up.
Speaker D: Julian all right, to the next room.
Speaker B: Uh, okay, so you guys walk into the next room, and you are all surprised, because standing inside the next room is, uh, two strange creatures that you've never seen before in your life. Um, one of them is a short, stubby little person, similar, uh, to the one that you kind of you wonder if it might be similar to the one that you saw outside in the hazmat suit. But this one is not wearing a hazmat suit. Instead, it's wearing, uh, sort of like a barber shop style, um, apron and some just really basic, like, T shirt and jeans kind of a thing. Um, but the thing that throws you off is he a is, uh, balding and has little antennae looking ear things coming out of his head. Uh, secondly, he's kind of an almost purplish pink tone of skin. And thirdly, he has some tentacles that are coming out instead of arms. Um, he looks at you guys and.
Speaker D: Goes, what is that?
Speaker E: Old holy creation?
Speaker D: All right, you guys have probably never seen these. All right, so fantastic time to introduce this, uh, is one of my, uh, I call them the Scoop Troop. Um, they're of a, uh, species that's not of this world. Long, uh, story short, I met them.
Speaker B: Um, made a deal.
Speaker D: Uh, now the government kind of has.
Speaker B: A deal with them, but I was.
Speaker D: There first, and so I'm kind of.
Speaker B: Like the mediator between them.
Speaker D: I'm like the Earth representative in a.
Speaker E: Wait, sorry, Mr. M. Duncan, you're saying that you have aliens?
Speaker D: Oh, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker C: Oh, cool.
Speaker D: Yeah, they're really nice guys.
Speaker C: Do you like mint gum? Um, walk over and offer it.
Speaker D: It just kind of looks at it.
Speaker B: Goes, uh, and it reaches out with its tentacle, and it takes it, but it doesn't take the wrapper off. It just kind of pops it in its mouth, and he goes.
Speaker D: And goes.
Speaker B: Over to a garbage can and spits it out.
Speaker D: Guess they don't like meat gum. You got to try. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker B: And as you guys are talking, all of a sudden, the, uh, second strange creature comes walking into this room. It, uh, is a hairy, white puffy ball, is pretty much all it is. You, uh, can just barely make out some eyes from underneath all the just, like, fuziness that's coming off of it. And it comes in just very, uh, matter of fact, and it just plops down into the barber chair that's inside of this room. There's a nice mirror. This, uh, whole place just looks like a little barber shop, right? Just plops down in this chair. The little scoop troop guy, he comes walking over, and he grabs a pair of scissors and a comb, and he immediately starts to comb through and snip out all of this fuz until eventually, this thing has been completely shaved of the fuzz and is now, uh, just kind of like just kind of like a circular creature. Kind of just looks like a white ball with arms and legs, and it's got these big, intimidating eyes and big mouth, and it just goes and then it walks over to one specific door. Uh, so there's three doors in this room. There's the door that you guys came in. There's the door to the next room, and then there's a door over off to the side. He walks up to the other side, opens up the door, and walks in. And as he opens this door, a massive gust of absolutely freezing air comes flying in for just a moment before the door gets closed again.
Speaker D: Um, and he says, now, you're probably scared. I understand it was a bit of a throw off for me as well. But I assure you that was a snow clone, and they are completely harmless unless you upset them, so don't do that. Cool.
Speaker E: You said clone again. Are you saying that, uh, it's just everything here is a clone of something?
Speaker D: Well, not everything, but we do do a lot of cloning. It's a lot more, uh, of a cheap but also environmentally safe process.
Speaker C: I'm going to look at Philip and go, Ever seen Star Trek? Of course I have Clonings in Star Trek.
Speaker F: I'm going to go over and open that door for a minute in an effort to fight off my profuse.
Speaker D: Right.
Speaker B: Fantastic.
Speaker F: Uh, I could use a cold blast.
Speaker D: Yes. Oh, sure. Okay.
Speaker B: Um, as you're walking towards it, uh, dilly, uh, Dunker says, I wouldn't do.
Speaker D: That if I was you.
Speaker B: And you reach for the handle, and you open up the door. I'm going to need you to roll. I'm going to do grit.
Speaker F: Two a.
Speaker B: Two all right, I'm going to give you an adversity token. Um, a cold breeze, absolutely freezing, comes flying at you just as it does, um, uh, the little scoop troop guy, he reaches over and grabs you and pulls you back. But as he does, you have basically been almost completely frozen the entire front section of you, um, with one hand or one tentacle, I guess, he pulls you back with the other tentacle. He slams the door shut, and, uh, Dilly Dunker says, yeah, it's ridiculously cold.
Speaker D: Inside of the Ever Freeze Facility. Um, not really safe for mere, uh.
Speaker B: Mortals to go inside of.
Speaker D: It's pretty much just for the snow clones.
Speaker C: Cool.
Speaker D: We'll give him a moment to melt.
Speaker B: And as you guys kind of wait for, uh, Philip to melt back down to normal, um, you see a few other snow clone beasts kind of come in and get their hair shaved, their fluff shaved.
Speaker C: Can I grab, uh this is a barbershop, right?
Speaker D: Yeah.
Speaker C: I'm going to see if there's, uh, on the shelf there's probably a hairdryer.
Speaker D: Sure.
Speaker C: So I grab it. I go to go warm up philip yeah, okay.
Speaker B: Yeah, that kind of helps out. Um, Hogan also does the oh, okay. And he goes and grabs a hairdryer as well and gets the other side. So you got two people, like, just kind of melting you.
Speaker F: I'll be half covered in sweat and half frozen.
Speaker B: The sweat's probably what helped to freeze you over.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker B: Fantastic.
Speaker E: Soon be fully covered in sweat, he says.
Speaker B: Um, as you guys are watching, um, after enough of these beasts have kind of come through and you guys finally finish melting, uh, out, philip and the beasts go into their Ever Freeze room, or whatever the case. You see the, uh, little scoop troop guys start to sweep up all the frozen, uh, fuzz that has come off of these creatures. And he takes it over to a, uh, special canister that he props open with his foot and he dumps them all in. And then Dilly, uh, says, ah, we'll.
Speaker D: Probably want to see this. Follow me.
Speaker B: And he walks over. And there's a facility that kind of there's like a window or whatever that kind of shows into the facility. And you watch as the fluff is kind of run down a conveyor belt onto a series of other conveyor belts and machines. And it is essentially pressed into a familiar treat that you guys recognize, or maybe not Philip, but everybody else recognizes as what are called freeze Daddies, which are sort of like if you took a snow cone and turned it into a solid ice, um, cream, like fruit pop, right. And they all come in different snow cone traditional flavors, right. And, um, so that's what these are being turned into. So now you know where that comes from, I guess, essentially. So he says, yeah, that's pretty much.
Speaker D: How we make our freeze Daddies. Um, yeah, I don't know if any of you are into it.
Speaker B: And Hogan says, oh, I like all of them. All the flavors.
Speaker D: Oh, that's very nice, Hogan.
Speaker F: I'm going to say, watch this, Donna, and eat a raw one.
Speaker B: Did you just pick up, like, a chunk off of Floyd? I'm trying to impress her. Yeah, do a charm roll.
Speaker C: He wants to make up for that freezer incident.
Speaker F: Uh, it's a ten.
Speaker D: She goes, is it good?
Speaker F: It's amazing.
Speaker B: And then she reaches down and she grabs one, too. She's like, I normally don't eat stuff.
Speaker D: Off the floor, but, I mean, it's safe, right? It's a sanitary factory.
Speaker B: And she takes a nibble and she's.
Speaker D: Like, it's kind of plain, needs flavor and dilly's. Like, well, we can get you some flavor right over here.
Speaker B: And he's, uh, got a series of just little syrups, like, in kind of almost like those little ketchup bottles that you see at, like, old diners and stuff like that. They're, um, all different colors other than red, which is normally the ketchup, or yellow that's normally the mustard. And he's like, feel free to try.
Speaker D: Whichever one you want.
Speaker B: And you guys are kind of just left there with a massive series of flavors to choose from.
Speaker E: What are the flavors exactly?
Speaker B: They're not marked. It's, uh, just colored.
Speaker C: I want to try the purple.
Speaker D: Purple.
Speaker B: All right. You grab a handful of the stuff off the floor. You pour a little bit of purple on there, you take a nibble, and it tastes like grape.
Speaker C: I'm not a fan of grape. I don't know why I went for purple.
Speaker B: So what do you do with it once you're like, gross.
Speaker C: I hold, uh, it out and offer it to the tentacle guy.
Speaker B: And he goes he just tastes it.
Speaker D: And he pops it in his mouth.
Speaker E: I'm going to try the yellow one.
Speaker B: The yellow one, um, you taste the yellow one and it tastes like that questionable fake banana flavor.
Speaker D: Okay.
Speaker C: Oh, don't worry. It's banana dilly.
Speaker B: Dunker is watching you guys as your face is kind of contort, and he's, hmm m. Yeah.
Speaker C: What's the best flavor?
Speaker D: I like strawberry, personally. Is that red? Ah, it's like the pinkish red.
Speaker C: I'll try that then.
Speaker D: All right.
Speaker B: It's pretty good.
Speaker F: Is there any citrus?
Speaker D: Sure. We got orange. Uh, we got blood orange, which we call tigers.
Speaker F: I'll try the orange.
Speaker D: Yeah.
Speaker B: Do you want the blood orange?
Speaker F: It's regular.
Speaker B: Regular orange gives you the regular orange. And it kind of has that, like, um, sort of that powdery orange taste to it. I guess you could say kind of like almost like when they try to do orange with, like, medicine.
Speaker E: So fake orange?
Speaker B: Yeah, fake orange flavor. He's like, I'll really insist the blood.
Speaker D: Orange is way better. But you wanted the orange, so I gave you the orange.
Speaker F: I got to save space for the next batch of treats.
Speaker D: Fair enough.
Speaker C: Is this a whole new experience for you.
Speaker B: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker F: There's sugar in it.
Speaker D: Yeah.
Speaker B: And there is or at least in the syrup.
Speaker C: I do have to ask, uh, prior to this was the only ice cream Philip have ever seen the special treats that his grandma would bring him, or did he know other frozen treats existed?
Speaker F: No, I've only had the sugar free.
Speaker C: Citrus popsicles full on shutting other flavors.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker C: So when you saw other ice creams in, like, old time shows, you were just like, oh, part of the fiction.
Speaker F: Well, uh, we just weren't allowed those. Grandma had a lot of rules.
Speaker B: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker C: Maybe a few too many.
Speaker B: Maybe a few too many. Um, you guys watch, uh, Donna, she just gets, like, probably a cherry, which is the super deep red color, right? And she's just kind of nibbling on that. Uh, Hogan, on the other hand, he kind of, like, makes almost a hot dog shape out of the fluff. And what he does is he just starts taking a different syrup and he puts a little bit on a spot, and then a little bit on a spot, and then a little bit on a spot, and he just starts eating them. Um, and he's going through and he just takes, like, a bite. And he's like, m. Kiwi takes another bite.
Speaker D: Pineapple.
Speaker B: M takes another bite.
Speaker D: M apple.
Speaker C: And this is pretty much you really know your flavors.
Speaker B: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker E: I don't know what's going to happen to you first, a, uh, sugar rush or a cardiac arrest.
Speaker B: What's that?
Speaker E: Which one?
Speaker B: The second one.
Speaker E: Uh, your heart's going to stop.
Speaker B: Why?
Speaker D: I don't know.
Speaker E: Too m much sugar.
Speaker B: Is that a thing?
Speaker D: Yeah.
Speaker F: Okay.
Speaker C: Julian's shaking his head.
Speaker E: No, don't listen to this one. I'm older.
Speaker B: All right, you guys roll opposing charm.
Speaker C: Ten.
Speaker D: Uh, seven.
Speaker B: All right, well, I'll give you an adversity token.
Speaker C: He goes, you're funny, choreograph rest only exists with, uh, cops.
Speaker E: I am going to just.
Speaker D: Anyway, let's head into the next room. I think you guys are going to really enjoy it's. Pretty much like the coolest thing in the entire factory.
Speaker B: Maybe.
Speaker D: Probably. I think so.
Speaker B: And he takes you into the next room and in very Willy Wonka fashion. And I probably shouldn't reference that as I'm coming up with this again. Everything's inspired by Willy Wonka. I'm not doing Willy Wonka the Chalk Factory. But with that being said, the next room that you walk into, the entire room, everything inside of it is some form of frozen treat or ice cream cone or something to that effect. Right. It's just like, uh, an entire forest scenery. You've got ice cream cone bushes, chocolate trees dot the landscape with fruit and toppings scattered amongst the branches. Shaved ice snow of every flavor covers the floor. Fudge fountains jut from the ground, and a gelato geyser spouts the Italian treat high into the air. At the far end of the room, you see a river filled with soda and tufts of ice cream of every flavor float down that carbonated flow into a tunnel in the distance.
Speaker D: Well, this is what I call the creamery kingdom. And this is where majority of the magic happens, you see? Whereas other factories will milk cows for cream, and they'll do all kinds of other chemically things to process their ice cream treats, we just grow it here.
Speaker C: So that's how ice cream is made.
Speaker D: Our ice creams made.
Speaker E: You keep saying all this stuff. You're saying first you clone stuff.
Speaker D: Uh huh.
Speaker E: You genetically modify creatures to then clone again. Now you're saying you can just grow ice cream.
Speaker D: That's right.
Speaker C: Is that a tree made of out of ice cream?
Speaker B: That is a tree made out of chocolate.
Speaker D: See, it's got some ice cream stuff coming off of it.
Speaker C: See, how can you say he's not growing stuff when there's a tree made out of chocolate?
Speaker D: Right over there. What? Ah, are trees made of chocolate?
Speaker C: That one is.
Speaker E: When was the last time you went outside of, uh, this?
Speaker C: Well, typically, they made out of bark.
Speaker D: Yes.
Speaker E: That is most trees.
Speaker C: This is not there's a tree in my parents cracker, uh, barrel shop made out of candy. Uh, it's a candy tree.
Speaker E: So it's just a piece of wood.
Speaker B: That has candy stuff?
Speaker D: Correct.
Speaker C: And rock candy. Like a little stand.
Speaker D: That's pretty good. That's pretty raspberry flavor.
Speaker C: All kinds.
Speaker D: Fantastic. Well, if you head over to one of the chocolate trees I've got here, you'll find out that there is no form of wood or bark or anything inside.
Speaker B: It's just well, actually, there is bark.
Speaker D: It's a chocolate bark, of course. Um, but inside, it's just a nice, tasty, uh, softer chocolate materials.
Speaker E: Got any brownie bits anywhere?
Speaker B: Oh, sure.
Speaker D: Try the leaves on the trees.
Speaker E: They're brownie flavored.
Speaker D: They're brownies.
Speaker E: Uh, yeah. Kieran's just going to head over to one of the shorter trees and just.
Speaker B: Pick a few leaves, and they taste like brownies.
Speaker D: Some of them have M m's inside.
Speaker B: Some of them have chocolate chips inside.
Speaker E: Uh, he's gonna try to pick the ones that are just pure brownie.
Speaker D: Oh, okay, sure. Yeah.
Speaker E: There's just some straight brownie ones. As he's just biting into them one at a time, he's going to grab a few and try to sneak it away.
Speaker B: Oh, okay.
Speaker D: Nobody's, um, stopping you.
Speaker B: He's like, yeah, have free rain. Oh, thanks. Um, you also notice that scattered about and I'll definitely check with you two about what you're doing, but you also notice scattered about, you see, uh, more of those little scoop troop guys, and they all in their tentacled hands have, like, ice cream scoops or like, those things that they use at cold stones, the spades or whatever they call them.
Speaker E: The ones that you yeah.
Speaker B: Chop up the ice cream, mix it all together, and they're just, like, harvesting. So they've got little containers, and they're, like, scooping things off of the bush or off of the ground or whatever the case, and they're just kind of harvesting the various ice, uh, cream and frozen treats. But what are you guys kind of drawn to?
Speaker F: Well, what exactly is the river made out of? And can I sample it?
Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. It seems to be some kind of.
Speaker F: Uh well, then I'm going to be like, donna, watch.
Speaker D: This and lean down.
Speaker F: There and try to drink some.
Speaker D: Okay.
Speaker C: What kind of soda?
Speaker B: Um, we'll find out in a minute. Yeah, let's do I want to say, like, a brawn to see if you can kind of, like, hold on and not fall in.
Speaker F: It's, uh, a three.
Speaker B: It is a three. Um, sure enough, you slip and slide into the soda as you're drinking from it, how deep is it? Um, well, you don't go to the bottom, but you also don't feel the bottom.
Speaker C: How fast is it?
Speaker D: It's not moving too fast. Yeah. Um, um, I prefer if you didn't do it that way. Uh, excuse me, could you come it all flows downstream, so that's good. But you kind of contaminated everything up until this point. Um, excuse me.
Speaker E: Uh, during the chaos out of my backpack, I'm going to pull out, like, a little lunchbox and start trying to pick some more stuff while they're not.
Speaker B: You'Re just loading, like I'm loading up specific.
Speaker D: Okay. Okay. Interesting.
Speaker B: All right, um, as you're kind of starting to float down the stream, what is Julian doing?
Speaker C: Julian's actually standing right next to, uh, Mr. Dipper.
Speaker D: Okay.
Speaker C: Is that his name?
Speaker B: Mr. Dipper? Duncan.
Speaker C: Mr. Duncan.
Speaker B: Mr. Dunker.
Speaker C: And ah, he's saying, uh, Philip, that doesn't follow help code.
Speaker D: Um, you should get out of there. That's not safe.
Speaker B: Uh, Dilly kind of leans over.
Speaker D: He says, trust me when I say there's a lot of things at this facility that don't follow the safety, uh, code. Freshman.
Speaker C: Well, and Julian's going to turn to him and go, I'm a mandatory reporter for health violations. Bowls. Julian's going to pull out his notepad while this is happening. Philip's slowly going down the river.
Speaker B: And yeah, obviously Dilly Dunker is chasing after him. And he looks over, uh, to one of the, um, scoop troop and he.
Speaker D: Says, uh, could you grab something?
Speaker B: And it just looks kind of like ecstatic. It throws its little tools on the ground and it goes rushing off. And it comes back with, um, one of those straws where it's sort of like a cookie outside and then there's like, chocolate on the inside. I don't know if there's like, an actual word for him, but, um, he brings it over and he kind of lowers it into the stream. I'm going to have you make, um, probably another brawn to catch onto it.
Speaker D: Seven. Seven. Okay.
Speaker B: Yeah, you managed to grab onto it. Start pulling yourself out as they kind of pull you out. You're completely drenched in soda at this point.
Speaker F: What was the flavor of the soda?
Speaker C: Uh, let's go with root beer.
Speaker F: That makes sense. Delicious.
Speaker D: Classic.
Speaker B: You say as you get.
Speaker D: Pulled, dip.
Speaker C: It in some ice vanilla ice cream, you'll be good to go.
Speaker D: Yes. Oh, man.
Speaker B: Yeah, I should have had you, like, dodge a chunk of vanilla ice cream on your way, whatever, uh, the case, they're able to pull you out of the water.
Speaker D: And he says, um, yeah, maybe we like, um, I've got, like, straws if you want a straw.
Speaker B: And he starts handing a little curly straw to each of you. He's like, next know it's really long. It's like maybe like 3ft long.
Speaker D: He's like, yeah, you can just drink know, from a safe distance.
Speaker B: Maybe, uh, Donna donna didn't even notice this whole thing. She was over she was over picking, um, what are called Swiggity fruities off of a bush. Uh, they're actually little ice cream, uh, treats that are all shaped like fruits. And then, of course, they are the flavor of whatever that fruit is. So you've got, like, little strawberries that are strawberry flavored ice cream. You've got little grapes that taste like if you had frozen grapes, which is one of my personal favorite treats. Uh, I digress, and she looks over.
Speaker D: And her mouth is like, stuff full. And she's like, what's going on?
Speaker E: I'm m pretty sure the one Nate he calls himself Philip, just fell into the river trying to impress.
Speaker B: Oh, didn't work. And then she goes back to eating and Dilly says, uh, if you've all.
Speaker D: Had enough here, feel free to grab a handful of whatever to go. Uh, we're going to get into my little boat.
Speaker B: And you see over there, there's like, a little paddle boat, and it's shaped like a big giant duck, but it's the chocolate duck. It's a duck fudger, of course. Um, it's just kind of coming down the stream towards you guys, and it's, uh, got one of the little scoop troop guys at the forefront of it that's just paddling away. And he looks like he's sweating, he.
Speaker D: Looks.
Speaker B: Exhausted, and he finally pulls up alongside of you guys.
Speaker F: That's perfectly normal, and it's not worth.
Speaker B: Pointing out or discussing his sweat.
Speaker F: Uh, Julian, everybody sweats like that.
Speaker C: Is that what you.
Speaker F: Say?
Speaker C: Julian walks over to Philip.
Speaker D: He goes, you okay there, Philip? Just a little sticky. Was it good?
Speaker C: It's all and Julian's going to grab a straw, and he's going to walk up a river, and he's going to see the spot where Philip fell in, which is a clear ice cream slide that was created.
Speaker B: Yeah.
Speaker C: And he's just going to go a little further up and then bend over and start drinking some.
Speaker D: Sounds good. Awesome.
Speaker B: Yeah, you taste it. It's a really good root beer. It's probably one of the best root beers you've ever had, if not the best crisp.
Speaker C: Uh, Julian did have a question. The guy that the little scooper guy. Is he following us from the no.
Speaker B: No, he's still in the barbershop. There's other ones here, but that one.
Speaker C: Stuck around the barbershop. Could have Julian waved him to follow us?
Speaker B: Uh, probably. Um, not just because he had a job he was doing. So, like, there were more of the snow clones that were coming in.
Speaker C: Okay, yeah, he's got a job to do. Just like Julian's got a job to do, as he remembers.
Speaker B: That's right.
Speaker C: The coupons and vouchers.
Speaker B: In his pocket.
Speaker D: That's right.
Speaker B: There you go.
Speaker D: Awesome.
Speaker B: Um, so as you guys all climb onto the little paddle boat, i, um, think we're going to close things out for this episode. And you guys are about to head into some of the more crazy areas of the ice Cream Satisfactory here shortly, so be sure to tune in for the next episode.
Speaker D: Thank you all for listening. M mhm.
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